"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and hell, we're not using it anymore."
dislikes: george w. bush, getting mascara on my hands, setting my alarm for PM instead of AM, waking up,
dropping my cell phone, listening to Amir burp, public nudity, incest, cinnamon flavored anything, falafel my dad made, stale anything, Jill's abnormal lesbian friends, not realizing when someone is being sarcastic, sleeping for less than 9 hours at a time, Duke, hypodermic needles, being a plane ride away from someone I love, coughing, stains, and dead baby jokes.
likes: Wawa (Tastykake), coffee, your mom jokes, running water, irritating my cousins, Harry Potter, receiving mail, playing with my snap bracelet, sleeping bags, lemon water ice, punchy jokes, voicemail, climbing on rocks, sore muscles, St. Patrick's Day, irish car bombs, popsicle sticks, chipmunks, pocket knives, world maps, wind, Solitaire, and hammering things into walls.